My “New” Nose Job

Have you ever played with silly putty? I haven’t really, all my silly putty would get lost really fast, and therefore, I don’t know much about it. But today –while cleaning the downstairs- I found some. I think it’s Emily’s, but I don’t know for sure. Anyways, back on subject! After I found this silly putty, I wasn’t sure what to do with it, and Sarah needed me to come hold up the rug so she could sweep under it. And since I didn’t want to put it down –for fear of losing it- I stuck it on my ose! It stuck quite well actually (well for silly putty anyways). Once I was done helping Sarah, again I was left with the dilemma of where to put it so I wouldn’t louse it! In the end I just decided to shape it on my nose. (I’d worry with it later) After what seemed like an eternity, I was done. (it wasn’t that long a time, it just wasn’t easy to shape) Anyways I finished cleaning downstairs and had made it up stairs and taken a picture of my nose, when, -after my attempt of removing my new nose- I found that I had sweated underneath the silly putty! Some of the stuff was still on me! “Oh no!!!” I shrieked, giving it a good swipe in hopes it would just rub off fast. No such luck! I gave it one more good rub with my hand (just for good measure). Then I ran to the bathroom to try and wash it off. I just couldn’t stand the thought of having to go to church with that orange stuff in my nose! Scrub, scrub, scrub, my hands went over my nose. “Nothing!” I said, frustrated that just plan water wasn’t getting it off! Next I tried soap! Scrub, scrub, scrub, my hands went again, this time they got some of it off! After countless amounts of scrubbing and soap in my eyes and mouth, I got it all off! Who would have thought Silly Putty could be so much trouble?!

Note to self: Don’t put silly putty on your face ever again.

One nice thing that did come out of this mess was my nose is now really soft! Hum…Maybe I should try a full face mask next time….*shakes in terror* never mind! ;)


~Chris