Small Town!

If you ever think you ''have'' or ''are'' living in a small town, believe me when I say "your not"!!!! Because I'm going to name off some 'true' small town facts. Which I doubt you have ever experienced!

1#: You know you live in a small town, when on your way to Wal*Mart you happen to see about 3 motorized weelchairs going along side the road on their way to the grocery store to have breakfast. Which is also the local "little old men" hangout! (and yes Heidi they do all look like turtles) At least all the little old men who aren't in the nursing home.

2#: If you happen to go to the 'big church' in your small town, you will find that everyone knows you (whether you know them or not). And if you also happen to sing in the chior. You might have people come up to you in the grocery store, and tell you that they liked your singing. Never mind the fact you have NEVER seen this person in your life!

3#: When going to First Baptist, which is an OLD church. Everyone has assigned seating. But in order to get your own seat you must be there for at least 1 year. Because by then you have learned which seat belongs to whom (seeing as how it has not been written down, as of yet). But sometimes it can be easier. The person who's seat that you're in, may stare you down until you move! (it has happened before) So when someone is standing over you and glaring straight at you, it would be best if you move down!

4#: After church is over, DO NOT go to Wal*mart or Brookshire Brothers. For half of the church will be in one and the other half will be in the other! And if you ever wish to get home before you must return at 4:30 for choir practice, go straight home and don't stop until you get there. Because if you do stop at either of the stores, you will undoutedly get caught and will wind up standing there until it is time to return for choir!

Still think you live in a small town?! I don't think so! No, it is I who lives in a small town.

TTYL ~Chris